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How To Learn To Love Sodomy

This just in: GOP atremble, love & sex rejoice, revolution imminent. Can you feel it?

SFGate.com (San Francisco), July 2, 2003
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/g/a/2003/07/02/notes070203.DTL

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

And now here we are, at a shimmeringly historic moment where we cannot help but note the delicious irony, the divine karmic genius of it all.

When we cannot help but notice how millions of progressive love-minded Gay Pride folks across America, from S.F. to N.Y., from Atlanta to Seattle to Chicago, were actually cheering on the Supreme Court last week—the same crusty bunch that snuck BushCo into office in the first place—for slapping the tragically heartless GOP right across its wan butt with a leather whip and a shocking 6-3 decision, stunning the Christian right into disbelief and abject terror.

Not to mention Canada’s gay marriage, and maybe even how the United Kingdom, too, is one step away from legalizing gay marriage, and the poor GOP is feeling the slope toward calm debauchery and delicious godlessness getting slippery indeed. Can I get a hell yeah.

And these days, amidst BushCo’s insane deficit and more tax cuts for the rich and 150,000 U.S. troops still stuck in Iraq, amidst a warmongering ethos and $135 mil set aside for “abstinence only” programs for America’s disgusted youth, you take the joyous and the celebratory and the progressive and the pro-sexual and the positive where and when you can, honey.

Truly, it will indeed be years before the Lawrence sodomy case has its full impact, as state by state, lawsuit by lawsuit, homophobic senator by homophobic senator, the walls break down and the prejudices evaporate and the hatred is squelched like a hissing cockroach.

The war is far from over, but one of the most important battles in the history of gay—nay, human—rights has been won. Decisively. This case is, as many analysts have pointed out, Roe v. Wade for the new millennium, Brown v. the Board of Education for the next generation. It is seminal, landmark, a sea change. Go get yourself all wet with it.

You simply have to note it. It cannot be denied. When not even this sometimes nasty Rehnquist court, saddled with Scalia’s snide claim of a rampant “homosexual agenda,” could turn back the tide, could find sufficient fault with consensual love and sex and fleshy exploration among open-minded adult humans of any gender and any orientation, well, you know something larger and more potent is going on.

Here comes the radical notion. Here is where hard-core anti-lib conservatives snicker and roll their eyes and point and scowl about “goddamn liberals” and their “new-age tree-hugging commie-tofu crapola” and clutch their military portfolios and crank up the Toby Keith to numb the pain.

Because this ruling isn’t just a victory for gays. It isn’t merely a victory for those seeking to advance the idea of gay marriage, or gay adoption, or “deviant” sexual activity (read: anything other than two minutes in the missionary position with a DustBuster and a copy of “Left Behind,” per the Christian right), or even a victory for basic human rights for all sexual orientations in this nation.

It is, quite simply, a stunning and rather unexpected victory for the spirit, for the heart, for the body, for the very notion that we as a humble and chaotic and distressed species can actually progress almost despite ourselves, despite a famously oppressive and uptight leadership, despite reams of deceit and war and John Ashcroft’s sad nipple fetish.

This is a crazed wildflower bursting through a concrete sidewalk. This is a breath of fresh air after smoking four packs of toxic disinformation a day for the past three years. This is the unexpected royal flush when all you’ve been dealt to date are jokers and suicide kings.

And, for proof, we need only look to the Trent Lotts and Rick Santorums and Bill Frists of the Right’s political oligarchy, the sneering Republican apocalyptics who are right this minute scrunched and apoplectic and immediately proposing a major change to the U.S. Constitution to block gay marriage forever, to try and protect the “sanctity” of God-given man/woman missionary-position 50-percent-divorce-rate marriage in this country.

To protect it from, well, they don’t know what, exactly, but it’s something very, very icky and scary and it’s coming for their sons and daughters right now and it reeks of lavender and honey and butch haircuts and tattoos and it loves to wear glitter and Versace and to sing.

They want to actually change the U.S. Constitution. This is how terrified they are. This is how utterly embittered and out of touch and absolutely determined they are to keep this nation under the callused thumb of religious dogma and free of anything resembling orgasmic delight and karmic evolution.

And this is how you know. When those whose sole agenda is to promote the tyranny of fear and violently misinterpret the Bible for their own acidic agenda are themselves horrified and running scared, there has been a gorgeous breakthrough.

Maybe it’s this. Maybe this case signifies the deeper acknowledgment of our purpose on the planet, the subtle realization that God, that the divine, is not, in fact, separate from the flesh, is not something to be dreaded and guilted by and wielded like a bloody sanctimonious sword by born-again presidents and sexless attorney generals and snickering foreign despots.

In other words, maybe this is not, as the GOP so desperately wants everyone to believe, about icky “deviant” sex and unholy gay marriage and blasphemous anal-sex toys at all. Maybe the change is about the potency of love. About the natural explorations of love in nature, of human relationships and the freedom to explore and let love penetrate our lives and make the divine into something we can touch, taste, slide into and, ultimately, incarnate.

Oh my heavens. No wonder the conservative Right is aghast and atwitter. No wonder the Death Star is panicky and sweaty and flagellating itself. Because the divine is winking in our general direction. And, this time, it looks like we just might wink back.

  • Mark Morford’s Notes & Errata column appears every Wednesday and Friday on SF Gate, unless it appears on Tuesdays and Thursdays, which it never does. He also writes the Morning Fix, a deeply skewed thrice-weekly e-mail column and newsletter. Subscribe at sfgate.com/newsletters


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