Senior Civil Servants Demand Oral Sex be Legalized
TalkingCock.com,
November 16, 2003 (satire)
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=1246
By Mamak Cock
The recent bo liao preoccupation of
Singaporeans—whether to legalize oral sex—has taken senior civil servants
by surprise. Most of them said they felt the criminalization of oral sex
discriminated against highly capable individuals like them who have to resort
to cock sucking to rise through the ranks.
They felt while the mandarinization of the civil service
has effectively and helpfully controlled the inflow of minority cocks,
outdated colonial laws such as these will severely affect the functions of a
meritocratic system.
Mr Kok Ah Sux, Permanent Suckertary to the Ministry of
Angkat Bola, criticised the law, claiming that “it would seriously disrupt
the current administration’s drive to find new suckers, I mean,
successors.”
Mr. Kok continued, “Though we normally fill the ranks
with family and friends, the next best person is always the one who is able to
rise up the ranks quickly, and these people are usually ones who give, I mean,
use their heads.”
Mr. Kok also lamented the anti-penile discrimination,
saying, “What will they do next? Circumcise our salary?”
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