Badminton Win May Help Repeal Oral Sex Ban
TalkingCock.com,
December 14, 2003 (Satire)
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=1283
By Sporting Cock
The stunning achievement of our women’s badminton team
at the South-East Asian Games may help persuade the Gahmen to overturn its
current ban on oral sex.
Said the spokesman for the Singapore Union for Coital
Consumption (SUCC), Miss Connie Lingus, “Our girls showed how their skill
with shuttlecocks could benefit the country. All we ask is that we be allowed
to similarly demonstrate the virtues of our skills with suckingcocks.”
“We blew them away in Vietnam,” Ms. Lingus continued.
“And I believe we should continue our outstanding blow job in Singapore.”
The eventual failure by Li Li and Ronald Susilo to win
golds in the singles did not seem to dampen SUCC’s spirits. Said Ms. Lingus,
“Well, we must be very understanding. Whether in sports or oral sex, there
will be inevitable cockups.”
Ms. Lingus said she would be prepared to personally
tender oral submissions about SUCC’s position to any Gahmen leader who is
prepared to listen.
The Gahmen said they would evaluate the matter, but
cautioned Miss Lingus and company not to “get too cocky.”
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